Sunday, November 30, 2008

RIP Uncle Boey

My condolence to Sue and family for the departure of her father, Uncle Boey. May he rest in peace and is at a better place now.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Karma - It's not Fair!!

Many people at one time will wonder, why am I not born rich? Why am I not more good looking or handsome? Why that fella have to suffer as a handicap while this fella who is doing no good is rich and good looking and driving a ferrari? It's damn not fair! Why that evil chap is living a long life while good chap have to report to Heaven earlier? The world is not fair! Yada yada yada...

Well, please before you start blaming the sky, the earth, the Hell, the Heaven and the God, why condemning other people? Look back to the one in the mirror. Be grateful that u r still alive and is able to better your future in the present time.

If we understand the concept of time and space, then we will know that the future is taken care of if present we make the right choice. God is loving God is kind..he won't want to make his creation suffers or get burnt in Hell like what had been told and drummed to us from the religious books.

All that is happening is our own exertion of free will. Karma is like a balancing law. U get what u sowed. But it's one intelligent law that human might have difficulty trying to balance it.

From astrology charts, u can see that it takes transiting planets to hit on the natal planets to trigger events. The planets are always moving. From this concept, you can know that for every actions we have taken, the consequence will sure come be it in a short while or when the time is ripe. So since our soul had been living for so many past lives, our past (life) actions that we had accumulate will come to fruition in this life and thus that's all the 'unfairness' that we've been seeing!

Want to know what's in your past life? who are u in ur past? Look at ur present. Wanna know what's ur next life will be like? Look at ur present. so be thankful u r alive so u can correct past mistakes and learn more so u will have a better future!

and remember, take out the context of space and time, and u'll one day come to realize, all our actions will have the consequence, sooner or later. some will come immediate, some will come later, but it'll sure come. the planets move at varying degrees, for them to hit ur natal planets, that's when it will happen. no more blaming, just accept and acknowledge that it's part of the choices we've made and learn and earn the experience so we can move on quickly!

that's for those who knows their astrology chart. When we use astrology to know ourselves better, we can exert our will power and free will in changing our pre-destiny. For those who don't know their astrology chart, they will have to learn through other means like learning from the experience itself and exert their will power and free will to change for the better.

Karma...it is fair. just don't u wish upon others to have their bad consequence comes faster if u r angry with them. just wish them well and take care of ur own butt.it's hard to even take care of urself, so no need take care of other people's karma. Whatever we sow, so we shall reap!

Whatever goes around, will come around. Put your parents in the old folks home cuz ur busy with ur life? Ur child will learn from u and next time have higher probability to put u in there as well. Love gossiping about others? U'll be the butt of jokes in future and u'll feel damn damn damn damned. Love speeding on the road? Love eating 24 hours? Love to cheat people's money? Love to take what's not yours? Love money politics? Love boot-licking? well, love doing everything or anything and be ready to accept the consequence responsibly without blaming anyone up there. After all, u've been happy with ur own choice when doing it.

Karma...it's fair lah!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Preview class at Damansara Aman Suria

I almost had a heart attack! Why? I suddenly FORGOT my password to all my websites access after my cache clear. Life is too short to forget! So here it is, I am up and running again and pulling off a preview for vedic astrology! Come on, bring your friends and family too and I'll show you to the secrets of predictive vedic astrology! Remember your birth details ie: time of birth, date of birth and place of birth if you want to have a free reading too for the coming 2009!

Date: 6th of December 2008 Saturday
Time: 10am to 1pm
Venue:

Asian Land Realty
B-1-12 & B-2-12,
Jalan PJU 1/43, Aman Suria,
47301 Petaling Jaya,
Selangor, Malaysia.
Please go to the 2nd floor above Asian Land

(next to 7-11 and same row as nasi kandar kayu. ample parking space!)

Fees: Zero
Objective: For newbies into learning astrology and who wished to know if the course suit you
End of the preview target : Make predictions for your own self!
Contact number to register and enquiries : 016 672 8068

Previous students are encouraged to join too!


Regards
Oscar


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Thursday, October 30, 2008

12th House in astrology activated

i've preached enough on the 12th house keywords and making use of 12th house as part of remedies. it's enough talk and actions have to follow in order to fulfill the conditions. and all those practicing of theories is not enough if there's no action! some wonderful things do happen when we serve with a sincere heart! like...3 of us strike numbers given by those uncles and aunties...almost every week... :) here, this is uncle foong being massaged. he is having a serious nerves problems. i hope i can find him a sponsor soon to sponsor him Stolle milk so he can be able to heal faster. the cost for the milk is rm143 for 2 weeks. a month he'll need rm286 to drink this milk. u can check out this stolle milk and see why he is suitable to drink this milk. and even your family members might benefit from it. it can help healing of the immune system, nerves prob, stroke, arthritis, diabetes, cancer, blood etc. its a skim milk directly from new zealand. if u have extra to spend and wish to sponsor him, pls give me a call as soon as possible or email me! i can even bring u to meet him so u can decide if he is worth ur help. :) the three stooges on charity works... hahaha... above in white is bu shukri...and the other is bak nur...my two faithful devoted frens cum workers! arh...after a 'hard day' work! how come there's no me in the pic? cuz am busy taking pictures and doing reiki healing for them...

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Freaking busy!

currently very busy with consultations! been doing consultations at a restaurant, at places like damansara , pj and etc, and got around 2 ppl wanted me to do daily readings....aiyo...i dunno how to charge this one, but nevertheless i'll just do it and see how. :) i've a few charge rate, but nevertheless mostly are very flexible. sometimes i do undercharge, but most of the time i get my professional rate. anyway, professional rate are really challenging, because it really demand me to be so detail in the reading and the way i handle it are, be outright honest for every reading or predictions whether bad or ugly. mostly, the first few predictions i made will get them to sit up straight and listen. and then it's problem solving time. but that is one time session, and with most coming back for 2nd time and numerous time. but daily basis? erm...do i charge for 'bulk sale' or do i charge like...hahaha...professional charge times 30days! am gonna be very rich soon if i charge like this! but anyway...sigh..still can't decide anything yet..cuz i don't really know how will this go. will figure this out in the next 2 days as i've 'homeworks' to pass up soon! anyway, fyi, i do rake up all the profits, but i don't use all the profits because i donate a portion of it out as soon as i got my fees. been visiting an old folk's home lately...took some pics, hope to load up here soon. more stories on the old folks there soon. in summary, it had been the happiest month of my life this year for being able to help the needy and deserving. this is where i spend my portion of consultation fees :P . i've been doin healing and reiki for them, and also massage with another 2 maid. at least, they don't complain and can't wait for us to come every week. but the best part is, it is our own unwillingness to leave the place when our session end because we were so happy chatting them up and seeing them smile and sometimes whine like a baby..sweet! i've also been supplyin them with some medicines on a weekly basis...and i'm now lookin for a dvd player for them and sourcing for nutritious supplements that they can take. one serious case is a nerve based case. anyone would like to contribute to this little charity project of mine, u are welcome to contact me! till then....ciaoooo

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Saturn and Moon configuration in Vedic Astrology

There are pretty much articles written on Saturn and Moon alone. Much more so about Saturn and Moon in the birth chart by houses or by sign placement. However, I've found an interesting 'trait' after some time reading on birth charts/people who have Saturn Retrograde AND Moon together in a chart. In some unique placement whenever SaR and Moon are together, the same event or essence of the events are almost the same to many people. The only thing different is how it happen. So if u have found someone whose birth chart have SaR and Moon together, at any degree, regardless of their story...try give them these prediction / analysis of these and see if there's any similarity in the keyword or traits. SaR and Moon @ 1st house : person is secretive and emotionally suppressive, even if he is happy or not, he try to not show it. at times when alone, native turn very depressive. @ 2nd house : money or income usually from ways out of the approval of authorities or norm of societies...e.g. illegal business, or earnings from traditional or alternative 'healers/trance/witch crafts'. @ 9th house : The last to know or never know of the death of native's father, not available by father's bed at death. @ 6th or/and 12th house : serious illness or weird illness where he can't go to hospital or modern medical facility for treatment for the cause is unknown, no cure or the person is billed as normal. In some cases where the 12th house with SaR and Moon together is also with either Rahu or Venus or Mars as natal planets or transiting or aspecting, native have a higher tendency to be harmed or afflicted with black magic or the like eg curses. so far these are the most significant traits that I've discovered. will explore on SaR and Moon in other placement of houses and signs as well if I found a few people with it. If u have any interesting info on this as well, do share! :)

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Camwhoring as my new found pleasure

dissappointed
are you sure??
cool...done deal
arh...now am really 'h--angry!' camwhoring is my ' new' found small pleasure...cuz i used to hate taking photos. u know what...it's been too long pluto is taking a grab at my freedom...tonite onwards will be merdeka for me! am going out for partay! pluto can take a hike first :)

Monday, August 11, 2008

Best thing in life for introvert like me? Solitude and blessings

Being alone and doing things in my own solitude...has been almost a 3 years routine for me. Hence my brain is upside down at times...can't really differentiate between hallucinations or imaginations or fantasy..or if it's real. tried astral projection on a friend...sometimes accurate, sometimes there's doubt. but i did manage to see. well well...i got lots of blessings. one of it is a divine blessings. i see stars. the feeling is much better than if u take weed or have orgasm...haha... but who's that...i've no idea. probably some long lost friends or spirits that have been following me for a few past lives. a halfway failed scholar...one dat died at meditation...this life am seeking to continue and complete...if it takes my whole life again..so be it! i just need some solitude again. arranging to put down everything, settle most of the damn things and then rent out my stall business so i can do my other stuffs and hopefully...just once...go to places that i wanted to go. :)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Soul Circles website ready !

At last at last...i've finally got the website ready. it's at www.astrologymuses.com . frankly speaking, i haf no knowledge in html and such but heh... macromedia was really awesome. I can haf it done. but it was...damn.. crazy! cuz i was taking such a long time to do it. I made this website twice, because the first one, i was not satisfied at all. this one now is better. hope i can make it better in future. And YeS! am so happy i can stop using my blog here to market those classes. this blog is meant for my own ranting! :P

oh yeah. sounds so stupid too. the company is soul circles, but the website is astrologymuses... yeah..i was in a haste.. i wanna use astrologymuses , i like da word muse...then ...later i like soul circles...so u see, accidents happen..the company name and the website name don't jive...*gloom* aieh...nvm la...am still the same :P

now pls tell all ur frens that i've change to astrologymuses.com! this blog is saved for me to use explosive language okie :)

*grin* once am done with this..i will take another good freaking 3 months to set up my another event website...if i have the time.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Destiny, nature,universe is breathtaking...my past lives in dream

" this is a post not meant for anyone. it's just a post which am pouring out to my heart content. it's pretty long with text. you will be bored if u read it." this bloody few months i saw myself still have unwavering passion for astrology, for knowledge and such. but what the hell...where it leads to? skipping meals, dodging meet ups and spending most of the time in my own room thinking and thinking. what happened in these few months is unbelievable. more of like..fulfilling a certain destiny. what? teaching? no way...i have never done public speaking. but then...now am teaching. not much fun when u have to do it alone. but it's part of my chart. study ur own chart. master always say. scrutinize...where does this provision come from? healer? healing? and it unveiled rite b4 my eyes. talk to the nature , tell the universe and universe will respond. and yeah, it really did respond. or is it what i've attracted myself to? am so not sure anymore. if i don't respond to nature, it really did force and grab. but when i relented and let god, everything take care of itself. a powerful combination of breakage, a few minor details and events, unfold and not noticed but realized after study of the chart. pluto taking away the unnecessary burdens to let me start anew. dasa period indicates cleansing. transits combinations cut off all links of negativity to fulfill the conditions. the key to the universe? the chart. now there's a dream that came to me last 2 or 3 weeks ago am not sure. and it came 3 times, 2 days in a row, and a day break and then came again. (see...3,2,1). who da hell is that fella? i've no idea. he could be from the past or from the future or from another place. but he sure disturbed me alot. first dream, he was sitting at my car passenger's seat. smiling, he sure is indian cuz his skin is dark and can see his white beautiful teeth. i asked, who are u? why sitting in my car? do i know u? and he smiled, saying his name is dunno what but got rama there. so i'll just hmm....call him mr rama now. then he told me, he works in construction. and i asked which type? suddenly i felt i was so interested to know of his work or business. then he said, am soooo happy with my chart because the chart says am wealthy and many ppl will bow to me. then i said, oooh..issit ketu in 10th ? millionaire ah? and he said...u have learnt astrology with 123. but astrology is not just 123. it can be 321. and from 123 and 321 it can be infinite and a lot more. i woke up abruptly in my car. sweating and felt a deep ' sorrowful ' feeling in myself. and the first thing i utter...'damn...what a dream. this makes me need to study more loh. makes me more busy.' "stressed". could be am too stressed. so i can't sleep. i try to buy the numbers. 1239. 3219. 1230.3210.0123.0321.9123.9321. damn. i didn't get the numbers, but they sure came out, last week 1230 and 9123, i think in toto and pmp. but anyway... later in the day, i was quite obsessed with the 123 and 321. i study again. yes...there is something which i've missed, there's 123 and there's 321 in the charts. and at the same time, the janma rasi suddenly seems so nice to use together with the rasi. and i then find out more and more about the moon and expand my normal usage of it. then , the next night... i dreamed again. this time, this fella also 'expanded'. he made me cycle to klang to find him.made me so tired. he was staying in a very nice 'palace' looking house. when i stepped in, it looks like bollywood to me. the house inside was kinda dim, the floor is wooden, the furnitures looks like damn damn damn old. and i swear his 'library' is made of something like a plank but have lots of books so i don't really know how it can stand the weight. and it is shiny shiny golden color. just when i wanted to pull out a book from it, i heard a voice. 'yes master' . uuitt? i saw a small hermit like man serving tea to him..that mr rama...just that this time i saw his whole body...so so so big and fat..i think his one thigh is my two thigh add together (still bigger) . i got scared. how come this fat fella can sit in my car that day. am sure my car seat will not be big enough. then i was laughing myself because i was ridiculing on his size in my car. and he ask me to come over. i went to him, he was in a room, when i stepped into the room...holy shit! okie...this is real palace. but i never seen a palace before but through books, i take it as palace. the servant is still serving him, attending to him at his feet. and he asked...how is ur 123 study? i was...feeling...dejavu..this better be just a dream...am scared..are u harming me? "err...who are u? what issit with this 123?" he said, u sure are forgetful! his face and everything looks scornful. it is a look of despise and made me unworthy. i grew more afraid...what am i suppose to remember? astrology 123?? and he said...maybe this will make u remember back. and yes...he passed me a technique in reading the chart which i never see before. and i woke up at 3am, my maid shook me up because i was talking in sleep she said. the next day, i tried to read my own chart with what he had taught. darn...what? wahahaha...i forgot. maybe it will come back again, latent inside the unconscious. but i don't know. i seriously forgot. the day passed, after my few attempts to remember back the 'lesson in dream'. i felt probably am really just dreaming. nothing to verify. the lesson that i learn in that dream, the technique to me is like...there's a big part of it which i've forgotten that is why i can't do anything conclusive with it. i really forgot. it's like, it came to me with just 1 and 3, there's 2 missing and the infinite part of it missing as well. so what da hell...i grew fed up. calls from my frens were ignored because i was too tired to answer. i was fed up too i went out without carrying my bag which i used to because i don't want to look at charts anymore. after two days, this time i dreamed again. and it is by now , the last dream till today. in that dream, i recognized that mr rama voice again. this time i don't see him. but i was standing in darkness, with a lot of 'glowing charts' under my feet. i was like ...swearing at him this time saying, what's with all these? am tired!!! i don't want to read! and the more i got angry, the more the piles grow. i was going to be buried with those charts, i thought to myself. when it's almost waist high, he start talking and the voice seems like surrounding my ears. " read it like this! "came a chart glowing with a blinding light, or should i say , it feels more like flying to my face. i shield my face. then came a few more flying to me. and i shield again. "hey that's rude and crazy! come on...we can talk properly , don't throw at me!" and he said..."no... there's no time. u have to read these charts flying" and more and more charts kept flying over. i tried to move, but i can't. then, i saw one of the chart with a certain configuration that i am familiar with, and that certain configuration was in bold form. i suddenly 'register' and acknowledge that chart configuration. but before i can say anything, the voice said, yes that's it, you got it! the pile seems to reduced abit, and i continue to find those flying charts with bold text and graphics and when i mentally acknowledge it, the pile reduce again. this time, those flying charts changed color. damn...another level? it's like those video games! read it like this..look behind there! look! look in front! look sideway! there's more to it! u can do it upside down too! see! remember this pillar? see this?! look deeper! did u see that?! remember! and i woke up...felt eerie and exhausted. but it gave me lots of things to ponder upon. lot of things. my brain is fucking exploding. integration. application. accessibility. reborn. after the dream...the puzzle seems to surface more and more. a student who has a master teacher as a fren and biz partner, introduce me to reiki for healing. when he introduced her to me, he did it out of kind consideration too and mentioned...this is special, don't know what destiny has in store but come on, give it a try. i am really thankful to him. reiki, another ancient model for healing, the facts of it is astonishing. even the spirituality of it answer some of my questions. and as i walk on destiny, the events keep unfolded rite before me. i got initiated to it! bless is she that she do it out of a selfless and sharing self..imparting the knowledge for a better world. her generous way sees my own provision surfaced. messengers and the souls involved, when checked upon their charts with my own, we do have a certain past crossing. or in short, we do cross path in past life. but i don't know what... *shrug*. after the initiation, the master teacher said she thinks i've been doing this since past life. I was intrigued again... past life?? but i can't verify nor are we suppose to remember past life...for it's past. it's now that should be taken care of. during the week, i also went to Maha Vihara temple for the metta meditation. sad to say..tonite am suppose to go too but i overslept. :P bad case of oversleeping. i will pledge to go next week!! they passed a cd to me, containing a big big big monster printer ink eater pdf format book . but u see, i like to touch and feel..so i go and print out everything. while flipping through it, there's a lot of graphics depicting the meditation postures and everything. sigh...dejavu feeling came again. it feels like i have done those postures. maybe like when i was young or in another life. thinking back, i had been doing manifestation type of meditation, just that when i was younger that time, i have no idea what it's called. now think back...maybe i can start documenting back and start all over again. or should i call it planning? or drafting of plans? or goal realization? or law of attraction? so many terms and names to it...aigh. which is which? i just know that when i was contemplating, and then start doing my goals and plans for my income that time, my daily income from the works was 500-800 a day. and i gambled it all away in less than 6 months. wahahahaha... regret but good experience for a young me. now am at the poverty line! (with inflation, the gov now says ppl with less than 2k income a month is poor) sigh...but ok... i pledge to take responsibility for all my doings and karma and pledge to reduce and right what is wrong in all my undertakings. to all those that i have crossed path, that i have hurt or have been hurt, to all those beings and souls from all directions that i have owe or have been owe, or i have offended or have been offended, and to those who are sufferings and not, to the sick, to the poor, to the wealthy, to everything and every soul and attachment that i have not acknowledge or have acknowledge but still in ignorance... i wish you well, happy and prosperous! may u be blessed with infinite blessings. suddenly...it seems so... nice :) macam syok sendiri. but it feels better. while am still thinking bout how to market my new venture...thinking bout all aspects to it...out of the blue...came masters to help me out. out of the blue...came people wanting to plant the seeds with me... today, i met with a certain master and gave me a very unique experience and a crucial lesson that i have been lacking. he was the essence of the 123 dream too. then at nite, my bro called to say...my mom's old friend who is an astrologer, dreamed of my mom...pulled out my chart to read and contact my bro to tell him she knows what am doing and going through. she drummed into him, no matter what, call me and ask me to contact her. she is willing to teach me to fulfill my mom wishes. difficult period...hero friends come and offer help to me in whatever way it is. nature does not let me fall down to the lowest. probably need me to go tru it and find the lessons behind the lessons. what i've put to the universe...it sure is responding in her own unique way unfailingly. maybe i should not be too worried or stressed out after all. destiny will run its course and put everything in place...including my own jigsaw puzzle. charts reading are still flying around me...i've put to experiment again with a friend, tracking love and relationships using the only technique that i've got from the dream. still need to refine and research...probably that is why it never came to me as easy as 123.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

New astrology classes every weekend

Hi everyone,
For the mean time, we will have new classes every sat and sun 4-6pm for astrology. Coming August will have more activities so pls come back for more updates!

update: still working on the website (grumble grumble...very slow)
the last week class was really interesting, the students were interesting as well :P
did they manage to read their own chart? hopefully past students will feedback to me via
the chat box

now devising some plans for the students to be able to practice their skill and at the same
can also earn and learn. that will be great in view of the economy slowdown right?

when the website is done around july or august, the cost of the classes and prices will be revised. some will be reduced, some will be at a higher price. especially those that are running now because i have not put in a proper pricing to it and pretty hard to cover my costs! well well...u see, beside everything rises that is one of the factor, (my petrol consumption is a bloody 50 bucks for 3 days...i don't eat also have to let the car eat le...getting more thin and thin like this) comparing to other courses at other place, here is still the cheapest. so even if i revise the prices, don't worry, it will still be affordable. so please take the advantage now before the price is being revised!

Signing off today morning !
Oscar

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

14th June 2008 vedic astrology class is on!

Dear everyone, Class for vedic astrology for beginners is on this coming saturday 14th June , and sunday 15th june from 4pm to 6pm. Then for the following week saturday 21st and sunday 22nd is at 7pm-9pm for those who attend this 14th class. This way, every week i can have new students at 4pm-6pm. For new visitors and students, I apologize for the inconvenience of this blog, as even to me, it seems a little messy and full of 'marketing purpose' but i've no choice. But on a happy note, i am getting the website ready just for these classes and trainings. Last week, i have an impromptu class on meditation with a student as guinea pig so that i can structure my upcoming meditation class properly. Exciting...i hope we can grow spiritually and materially together in our journey! For other informations on the classes and the money guarantee back policy, please scroll back to previous posts. I will get the website done soon so you will be able to read a more structured page soon. And then i can use back this blog for my own rantings! :) PS: Feel free to chat on the chatbox i provided :) And by the way, I won't be managing Institute of Astrological Science anymore as the Master is still not well, I'll just use back my own company name to safe guard both parties interest. So from now on, this is Soul Circles Enterprise, a company doing trainings and seminars for spirituality, metaphysics and astrology. Come back for newer updates or for the new upcoming website soon! Regards, Oscar 016 220 8184

Monday, June 2, 2008

Upcoming Classes on 14th June 2008

I need a rest to regain my composure! Have been hectic with my works and all, and have a few plans ready to roll and before that have to do some necessary legality stuffs. The upcoming classes will be on 14th-15th June 2008 week 1 from 4pm to 6pm, and week 2 from 7pm to 9pm. This means, starting 14th june onwards, i'll be teaching new classes on saturdays and sundays 4pm to 6pm. If you have attended the first week at 4pm-6pm, the following week you should come at 7pm-9pm. In other words, 4pm-6pm is new classes, 7pm-9pm is the last two classes. Please register your seat to 016 220 8184 or email me at o_scarlai@yahoo.com *If you are bringing in 2 friends as well, I can offer you a small discount! And if you come in a group of 8 and above, group discount is available. So gather your friends and email me for the group discount deal!* Money back guarantee still applies. please see the previous or older post for that.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Some new changes coming up soon

There'll be some new changes coming up which I hope I can implement soon, like changing this website host to a dot com because this platform is limited. I wish to section this website , one entirely for upcoming classes schedule, and another section for the students as a research and discussion area and one more section for astrology musing. blogspot here is limited. and also my web building skill is limited too so gotta take some time!

Currently i've put in a chatbox on the side bar if u notice, this is for anyone wanna leave a message or comments or testimonial, and even questions or anything abt astrology or just a friendly chat if you want to. looks convenient to me, but not sure yet if it will compliment yours. but can give it a try :)

coming classes is on this week 31st may 2008! i am currently trying to make the schedule to this :-- as in students coming in for the first week at early 4-6pm and then the next week 7-9pm. hopefully new students will be able to make the shift as well, because i've not yet redesign or put in to the announcement. previous students who want to come for refreshers can check with me on the latest schedules. It is encouraged for previous students to come for refreshers so that they won't let their new found knowledge go to waste. and here's a tip, every new class, whenever there are new cases and even questions, there is a chance to learn new things out of the notes that you are holding! not that am holding on to the knowledge and not let it all out, but there are many things which won't be covered for time sake, but when the time comes and someone pop up the question or a live chart is given, there will be certain configuration that i need to point out when fine tuning your predictions, that's when you will learn more and more.
In this class, it's not how long you've spent on theories or books, but how many live charts you have read. The more you do it hands-on, the more faster you can do predictions!

And hopefully by next month or july, i'll be able to do extra classes in the morning of weekends as well or add in more classes for weekday nights! And around the end of the year, hopefully my plans to teach meditation for free or a small fee will be realised. This too depends on some factors so come back always for updates!

Regards
Oscar

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Money Back Guarantee!

Of late, I have been getting calls from potential clients in regard to the astrology classes that I've been giving for the past one month. Some have even considered consultations which I have been offering for the past one year.
The usual response, or the conclusion that they have made is..."What? A Chinese little girl giving classes on Indian/Vedic Astrology? Seriously?" (I can't help it but to laugh)

Okie, my voice might sound like a little girl to you, and you can say it's quite sweet :) . But please don't let my voice fool you...am of a mature legal age "big smile". On top of that, thou my physical / bodily age might still be young in your context, but my soul is not! Take a look at FengShui Master Joey Yap, he is only 30 years old and what achievement! But well, compare not , because we're different unique person alltogether.

In various religious scriptures and such, it had been telling us to acquire knowledge to no matter where it is. Besides that, I urge you not to be concerned too much about who is teaching or what colour/age/race/creed/gender that i am or whether I have a humourous style of presenting or a sombre style that can make you fall asleep right in front of me, but the essence of which I can deliver to you and be able to teach you about Vedic Astrology. The main objective at the end of the class is for you to be able to read your own chart and slowly rediscover Vedic Astrology in another light.

I will and I can deliver what I promise and I see this as a mutual benefit. I can guide you if you are new and have a burning desire to learn, and your little investment for my time is for me to continue my own destiny in the pursuit of higher knowledge, where in return I will give back higher knowledge to the society. It's a mutual chain.

Besides that, we all know, nobody can claim to know everything in this world. Truth will be truth if it is tested and experienced. You could even be my Master in some field that I don't know of and I humbly admit that I still have a lot to learn in Life. Therefore, I would like to extend a friendly hand so that we can discover the right path together and help each other on the way.

To protect your utmost importance of your investment for my time in giving you this knowledge, I am offering anyone joining the next classes a "Money Back Guarantee" .

The Terms n Conditions
I will refund you your full payment upon completion of the classes if you indicate that you have got nothing to learn or benefit from the classes, which is you can't read your own chart even after I have taught you how in or out of the class. I will not question your ability but will value your honest feedback on why you fail to learn something. Last but not least, you get to keep the copyrighted course materials for your own reference!

Good deal? So come and seek me...and I will give you what you are searching for!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Are you an astrologer or prophet of impeding dooms day ?

Most of the time, people only look for solutions or answers when they are in dire need in a problematic situation. whatever help or solutions that are offered will be grab without thinking much as long as it works. when in situations like this, if the fella did not stop to think twice whether it is worth it or not, he will make a wrong move that he will regret. the problem become a bigger problem. take example of a person , addicted to gambling . when in dire need, he will turn to the loan sharks for fast cash delivery/approval. he did not stop to think twice, because that solution is what feed his need, fast. this solution at the same time , give him temporary relief of material pain, but at the same time, plunge him into a deeper bigger mess. whoever are involved or is in his circle, will be affected or pull into a karmic event. so, putting it in simpler form, most of the time, people most probably will only think of looking for an astrologer when they are in a dire need. be it for love issue, financial issue, career issue etc. most of the time, people will just live their life as it is without an astrologer. or even after meeting an astrologer, they will forget about what had been said after the meeting. My question is why? how come like this? what is their perception towards an astrologer? some people dare not go to an astrologer because of fear . the fear of predictions coming true, prefering to take it as it comes or let nature runs her course. so this falls back to the astrologer. are astrologers nowadays using the scare tactics? are astrologers nowadays using psychology to manipulate a seeker's emotional intelligence? "tomorrow you are going to meet with an accident and you will be a gone case! prepare your funeral now! unless you get this special gem/amulet/ritual (read:spend more more more money) and this disaster can go away" okay...a little dramatic, but this is a very real situation happening and most of my clients has this perception and some, experienced for themselves. what is more blessed than having a module/system that can give you a foresight of what is going to happen in your life and offer you solutions based on your own chart? what is more divine than learning about yourself and finding out what is it that your soul need to learn before flying off to another plane? and what is more efficient having astrology as your sacred tool to find what you want, right what have been wrong and change what can be changed? so what are you afraid of? this then must falls back to the astrologer again. is the astrologer too enterprising? until whatever problems also can be settled by wearing ten gemstones on your ten fingers? has the astrologer been holding something back so that you will be more and more curious and would not mind forking out more to know the entire predictions without solutions yet? (solution will be another package of crystals/gemstones/poojas/rituals/fengshui/change name/clairvoyance/pyschic etc). This will kill this divine profession slowly and surely. if you have been practicing astrology and reaping the rewards/monetary benefits tremendously by being dishonest, you are no different than a leech, leeching on this doom soul. you will have no difference with a conman too. What goes around will come around. Astrology is a subject of truth. it never lies. only the one understanding it can have the tendency to manipulate truth for his/her selfish gain. Astrology is a tool for us to use for our own good. it can also be one of The Way to truth if we see it spiritually. if we are practitioner of truth, then we should not be dishonest. double it up with loving kindness, we actually can make astrology a better profession, especially vedic astrology since vedic astrology is more to predictive system. how? by not always being a dooms day astrologer. if you see negativity in the chart, use your position and trust given by the customer to guide the customer back to the right path. if your customer has to undergo the karmic event, teach your customer how to fulfill the condition and teach your customer to look on the positive side. teach them how to activate the positivity. if you have to recommend a gemstone, make sure it is something your customer agreed to, not being forced upon or duped into it. be an astrologer that brings good news to people, be an astrologer who has something nice to say even in the midst of ugly truth. positive back all your negative keywords. as it is, negative keywords are for your customers to know what will happen, what challenges they are going to face and ,what will be their karmic event coming. positive keywords are the solutions. try it! save our own profession. be an astrologer of good will and hope. if i have to hurt, i rather hurt with truth. let your customer walk out of that consultation room with renew faith, hope and courage to face their problem and top it up with workable solutions. You will start to enjoy and reap more satisfaction other than that worthless few hundred bucks you just made. it will even give you good fruits for your next life for helping and reconnecting your humanitarian touch. and best of all, you will save Astrology from misunderstandings and bad perceptions.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Free Prediction Clinic for Horoscope Bank Members

All members of Horoscope Bank and students of Master are invited to attend the Institute's Prediction Clinic Session on this coming Sunday 4th of May 2008 at 4pm to 6pm as a refresher of your basic predictive skill and as a goodwill gesture, you can bring along a live person (not cockroaches) birth chart for analysis cum case study with feedback!(feedback is the main concern as it will greatly help the progress of the new students)
Please treat this session sacredly as a group study session and may we benefit from this spiritual transaction.

You can also bring your friends/family along to have their chart read in the class but please not be unhappy IF your chart is not read or presented (depend on time factor and first come first serve basis) as you can always come back again for the next free prediction clinic!

Do register for this FREE prediction clinic to 016 220 8184 via sms indicating your attendance as it is limited to maximum 12 participants only.

Regards,
Oscar

New class intakes!

INSTITUTE OF ASTROLOGICAL SCIENCE
NO 119-3 GEMILANG INDAH BUSINESS CENTER JALAN 3 ½ MILE KELANG LAMA 58000 KUALA LUMPUR.
CONTACT NUMBER: 016 220 8184 EMAIL: o_scarlai@yahoo.com
Web: www.astrologymuse.blogspot.com


BASIC VEDIC ASTROLOGY FOR BEGINNER
(JYOTISHAKAKSHAA)


ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A LIVING SKILL THAT CAN COMPLEMENT YOUR CURRENT INCOME OR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A NEW PASSION?


LEARN HOW TO READ YOUR OWN BIRTH CHART AND DECIDE IF ASTROLOGY IS YOUR NEXT FREELANCE OR PROFESSIONAL CAREER OR MAKE SIMPLE PREDICTIONS AND SHARE WITH YOUR LOVED ONES!


THIS BASIC COURSE SERVE AS A STEPPING STONE AND PREVIEW FOR YOU TO USE OUR MASTER, DR AGNIHOTRI’S SIMPLIFIED METHOD OF LEARNING A COMPLEX SUBJECT AND INJECTED WITH USEABLE APPLICATIONS STRAIGHTAWAY AT THE END OF THE CLASS.

OUR CLASSES IS CONDUCTED IN ENGLISH AND CANTONESE LANGUAGE (IF UPON REQUEST FOR CHINESE WHO PREFERRED CANTONESE) AND IT IS ON

SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS
4PM TO 6PM.

FIRST WEEK CLASS STARTING ON 10th MAY 2008

ENTRANCE FEES: RM120 ONLY PER PAX FOR 2 WEEKS(THIS COURSE IS COMPLETED IN 2 WEEKS OF TWO SAT AND TWO SUN WITH THE LAST SUNDAY AS A FREE PREDICTION CLASS FOR PARTICIPANTS IN LINE WITH OUR ‘GIVE BACK TO SOCIETY PRINCIPLE’)

PLEASE CALL/SMS 016 220 8184 FOR REGISTRATION AS WE HAVE LIMITED SEATS!

PS:KINDLY FORWARD TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TOO THAT IS INTERESTED

The 1st batch new seekers!

From Left-Right: Val,mel,Jy
Here's introducing you to our new students, 1st batch new seekers of Vedic Astrology in our first class conducted at Institute of Astrological Science since we have our own learning centre!
Hi everyone,
Nowadays i've been pretty sized up to do everything and manage everything of the Institute of Astrological Science while awaiting the grand 'welcome-back' of my Master, Dr Agnihotri. I hope i've not been neglecting my spaces online , but if i am i can't help it! :P . Anyway, while awaiting his coming back, with his and sidekick Uncle Ng blessings i've managed to conduct the Basic Vedic Astrology Class for the weekends and more activities and classes will be conducted in the near future to keep the students coming in and enlarging our circle of Astrology friends! Meanwhile, please keep yourself updated to the upcoming activity next week, and please be kind enough to inform your friends and family too about our Institute new learning center and to those who want to learn vedic astrology as beginners, for passion or as a hobby or even to compliment your current income, please feel free to give me a call.

Meanwhile, pls be informed that we have alternate activities coming up, slowly being introduced week by week to the public and announcements will be made accordingly. For the mean time, our basic vedic class is on sat and sun 4 - 6 pm, the fees will be revised next week for better study materials and costs incurred but still very affordable for people serious enough to acquire a lifelong skill that sticks to you like your natal chart! Please look tru The Star paper metro classified under 'Education' and our classified ads is there, so that you can show your friends and ask them to join! The Malay Mail classified ads will be out on 5th of May too so please, show your friends too and support us!

May your stars shine bright!
Oscar
(Your course co-ordinator and speaker)

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Upcoming vedic astrology class for beginners/newbies


INSTITUTE OF ASTROLOGICAL SCIENCE
NO 119-3 GEMILANG INDAH BUSINESS CENTER JALAN 3 ½ MILE KELANG LAMA 58000 KUALA LUMPUR.
CONTACT NUMBER: 016 220 8184 EMAIL: o_scarlai@yahoo.com Web: www.astrologymuse.blogspot.com


BASIC VEDIC ASTROLOGY FOR BEGINNER
(JYOTISHAKAKSHAA)


ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A LIVING SKILL THAT CAN COMPLEMENT YOUR CURRENT INCOME OR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A NEW PASSION?

LEARN HOW TO READ YOUR OWN BIRTH CHART AND DECIDE IF ASTROLOGY IS YOUR NEXT FREELANCE OR PROFESSIONAL CAREER OR MAKE SIMPLE PREDICTIONS AND SHARE WITH YOUR LOVED ONES!

THIS BASIC COURSE SERVE AS A STEPPING STONE AND PREVIEW FOR YOU TO USE OUR MASTER, DR AGNIHOTRI’S SIMPLIFIED METHOD OF LEARNING A COMPLEX SUBJECT AND INJECTED WITH USEABLE APPLICATIONS STRAIGHTAWAY AT THE END OF THE CLASS.

OUR CLASSES IS CONDUCTED IN ENGLISH AND CANTONESE LANGUAGE (IF UPON REQUEST FOR CHINESE WHO PREFERRED CANTONESE) AND IT IS ON SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS
4PM TO 6PM

NEW INTAKE: 21ST APRIL 2008
FIRST WEEK CLASS STARTING ON 26TH APRIL 2008

ENTRANCE FEES: RM 70 ONLY PER PAX FOR 2 WEEKS
(THIS COURSE IS COMPLETED IN 2 WEEKS OF TWO SAT AND TWO SUN WITH THE LAST SUNDAY AS A FREE PREDICTION CLASS FOR PARTICIPANTS IN LINE WITH OUR ‘GIVE BACK TO SOCIETY PRINCIPLE’)
PLEASE CALL 016 220 8184 FOR REGISTRATION
AS WE HAVE LIMITED SEATS!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Special Announcement 2

Good evening!
To people who have registered this talk or made arrangements to attend it, kindly note that today after master went to his regular checkup in the hospital, he has to attend another important checkup which coincides with our upcoming talk.

So apologies to everyone because we have to put importance to his health first. We will have to postpone our talks till further notice and at the mean time, stay tune to this place so we can get our updates on our upcoming activities.

And lastly, may everyone carry a prayer to our Master's wellbeing so he can faster come back for more actions!

Regards
Oscar
www.astrologymuse. blogspot. com
016 220 8184 / 016 672 8068

Friday, April 4, 2008

Special Announcement

To every new and old students of Dr Agni, This is a special announcement and a happy occasion! The Institute of Astrological Science , which is the astrology school of Dr Agni has taken a new step in establishing the Institute as a platform for students and users of astrology by having a physical permanent office cum learning center. Please take note that our new address is as follow: No 119-3 Gemilang Indah Business Centre Jalan 3 1/2 mile Old klang Road 58000 Kuala Lumpur. This is just a little further up of Megatech Institute , the building in between Esso petrol station and Wisma Buddhist and directly opposite BHP petrol station. Number to contact is 016 220 8184 Person in charge is me, Oscar. (Please make appointment too to this number if you are visiting the institute or is in need of counselling astrology) Our Institute will offer, in the future, short duration courses, talks, seminars, counselling and astrology works, and also courses with certifications, diploma and degree courses. All individuals looking for personal development or a new career in astrology can join our Institute which are based on strict protocols, honest scholarly works and integrity as our Institute is not a diploma mill. And since you have read this far... I would like to give you all a big bonus! This coming Saturday April 12th 2008, Our Master will personally give a FREE astrology talk to all Venue: As above Time: 3.00 pm to 4.00 pm Topic: Timing of Projects using Astrology And on Sunday April 13th 2008 Our Master will personally give a Talk on astrology with a 50% discount off his usual rates Venue: As above Time: 3.00pm to 4.00 pm Topic: Moon Power in Astrology Admission charge: RM 30.00 nett (after discount), applicable to everyone and all is invited to enjoy his goodwill gesture! REGISTRATION is Required so that I can arrange enough seats for everyone to sit comfortably while enjoying the inspiring talk.Please register your name, number of attendees and which date you are coming to 016 220 8184 as soon as possible!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Mercury Retrogade affecting my pc

if this is not mercury retrogade playin a fool with me...it then really is my pc of 7 years need to be thrown out and be replaced with a new one asap. mercury retrogade is known to create trafic accidents, computer crashes, all mode of communications fucked up and confusions. and i thought i will be safe cuz i don't have a retrogade for mercury. ARghhhhh....history repeats itself. during the previous mercury retrogade, i crashed my car twice and another car need servicing. i spent almost 1.5k on both car. then, i got scared and did not on my pc for i know that time the hard disc was sort of hanging. this time, my pc kept gaving me problems. and on top of that, the hard disc hang again and again like the previous time. i told my masters, they said, your pc very old...get a new one! alrite...i will, but i am still very attached to my pc. 2 nites ago, i was still tryin to fix my pc, by taking out one of the memory and then putting it back but unsuccessful. i also accidentally pull out one of the cable to the processor and it is still torn now. my speaker gone cuckoo...there's no sound coming out from it. i even put a new battery to the mother board and i reinstall my graphic card because there's some part of the graphic card which have burnt mark. oh man... it's not working. But today, now, 5 days after the effect of mercury retrogade is completely gone....blardy!!!! my pc can on! wahahhaa...my pc is on..!! back to normal. no more hard disc hanging, the memory is working fine, i can still see my pc desktop and my speaker is churning out music! wahahaha... i have more than a hundred mails to check! Gee...if this is the case, i'll make sure every mercury retrogade i won't on my pc no matter what! no matter u take a pistol and point it to my head also i won't on it! wahahaha...till it is time for me to get a new desktop then i will put this one down. my desktop is especially for me to play games....hehehehe and also do some works. i will be getting a laptop coming march. and am blardy sure i won't be buying this laptop on a mercury retrogade...i'll buy this laptop for work purpose and am gonna make sure it's a + + day !!

Friday, January 18, 2008

An interesting case of Venus in Gemini

I have a friend cum customer , whom i am quite close to because we always chat whenever there's some free time when i was working. One day, this friend of mine, can't take it anymore and burst to tears right in front of me. She told me she is contemplating suicide. She had not been sleeping well, eating well, and her weight dropped tremendously. She told me the only thing stopping her is her three lovely daughters. Basically, the next thing i would do is askin "Why?" She said her husband is playing behind her back and is very evasive and defensive. Her husband do not want to lie to her, yet makes her suffer mentally by acting dumb and mum. And so i asked for her birth details and her husband's birth details. Naturally, she avoided me and gave excuses not having it. But it didn't bother me as usual, because am not so crazy into checking everyone's charts unless necessary. After a few days, one day she came and asked me to help her to tail her husband 'now' as he is with the girl now. I rejected and told her, it's useless. So what if you know who is that? so what if you can confirm he is indeed playing behind your back? What can you do? I calmed her down and sit her beside me. "Look, just give me the damn details and i'll set up the chart right now and see" She gave me both their charts. Anyway, as I was going tru her chart, i see the transits is challenging for her. and when i look at the husband's chart...voila..now i know where the problem is. From the chart, i said, it seems like this marriage is second hand. are you his 2nd wife or is he your 2nd husband? she answered that she is his second wife. she still defend her husband as they had been together for 15 years and he provided well for the children. but she can't lose him to another woman as she had been dependant on him for finance and literally her life. So where lies the problem? Well, her husband has a venus in gemini. Most typical people with venus in gemini who do not have self realise this, will always devote himself or herself, 100% to everyone they love for it's hard for them to choose. Normal eyes see them as flirter or straying partners. I explained , yada yada yada what sort of character she is dealing with and her own character. Then i bring her down to the worldly part. I gave her some ways to this problem. Which is i believed, not many woman can take it, but she is willing to give it a try. the ways to handle a straying husband: 1) accept him as it is, tell him calmly and matter of factly without arguing, that you know he is born like this and you can understand, thus you will be there for him whenever he need you 2) give him some 'new' feeling whenever he is with you, be it from the way you dress yourself, beautify yourself, upgrade yourself in terms of personal growth and knowledge to new places you go dating, put the kids away once a week, to new stance in love making or tryin all the positions recommended in kamasutra ( this took me 1 hour to excite her , giving her something to look forward to and ditch the suicide thoughts) 3) do not ask about his other women, for you will never be the first, nor the last. as long as whenever he is back home with you, he must devote 100% of that quality time with you and or with your children. 4) Cook his meal even he is not home, just send a blardy 1 cent sms to him to inform him, but do not be disappointed if he is not able to come home and enjoy the meal. Tell him you'll be giving him a nice treat in some fancy or romantic restaurants if he is free on the weekends. for once, just treat him instead of him treating you and he'll be mesmerised in mind as well on what a change you let him felt. Just don't threaten him or tell him the kids are waiting, it's a big turn off as you know his other girls do not give him this kind of pressure. 5) treat this as a transaction for your children welfare and your own welfare. you love him, yes you still do, but winning this war of marriage with patience and love is always better than divorce and mending lonely broken hearts. 6) enhance her living skill during this period and engage in some adult classes for personal growth so her mind will be calm and know more friends that are positive influence to her. afterall, if she can accept to try save her marriage, she'll be a lot more happier knowing that she has put in the efforts and tried her best. The first positive sign she gave was, she accepted him as the way he is and talked to him amicably and stated her self, all with the points i gave her about the stance to handle a venus in gemini person. I wish her well and hope she gets more than she deserve with the efforts she's putting in for this change. Well, occasionally now, she still buy me some drinks and a pack of ciggy... :)

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Astrology and sexuality

there's a night when i was chattin with a friend and i was suddenly eager to share with her what i've learnt in astrology and how i relate it back to sexuality issue. as we came to an understanding, human are androgynous. the majority of the population are straight people. and in recent years, homosexuality has emerged , in fact very vocally and openly. what i can relate and to my understanding was, the cosmic energies is always evolving. and it had come to a point where the energies has evolved and give rise to homosexuality issue on earth. the majority condemn the minority and the minority is always of lesser support and is viewed as a negative influence.

there was a time when University of Malaysia was conducting a research for the GLBT group in trying to collect information on us and synchronise our rights as human rights to be tabled to the parliament. there was also numerous discussions on whether homosexuality is a choice out of condition, or rather, are we 'nurtured' or 'natured' to this way of lifestyle.

the young me when i was asked this question, chose to ignore the question because it was an endless debate. the majority is always asserting that we are nurtured by conditions and throw all kinds of accusation to the way we want to live our life. and this minority group is being pressured and ostracized till groups are forms, unions and ngos are set up to provide us social support. but we still live the way we want it to be.

And today, tru astrology, after analysing around 80+ charts with 70+ of it all 'lesbians', i've come to a certain conclusion based on my level of understanding that homosexuality is from nature. astrology is a 6000 years of extensive research and development study and till now, it still exists and all human has some touch with it in one way or another. from astrology, the charts that i analysed revealed the person/owner of the charts what and who the 'soul' really is. the body is just a 'garment' that change while the soul is what drive the body.

From transit progressions till natal chart, till bhava and nakshatra, there are ppl who are born with it, there are ppl who after divorce from marriage with man, turn to lesbianism/homosexuality and there are ppl who are in a closet and lead a double life. All this planets gave the 'style' of their prefered sexuality, but it boils down to one single point, the chart shows they are homosexual.

i include a few chart here, which is just a 5% of the database i have for astrologers interested to read their chart. u can always ask me for feedback for the chart that u are analysing and i'll be happy to do that for you.

Meanwhile, i'll like to get in touch with my mentor Dr Agnihotri who is a Master in Astrology. He has been studying this subject for 38 years (plus a few lifetime back!) . I believe he is the best authority in this subject and i wish he can give me his opinion on this subject. pls come back for more update!












































Thursday, January 3, 2008

What, u wanna do magic ah?

"wei, what u doing there, counting counting what? money ah?" " no la...just studyin astrology, learning how to count when will money drop from sky lah..." " can count for me ah? i wan to know also. free rite?" " well...er...lots of work wor...but can lah..give u a bit tips loh..what's your birth details ? date,time and place?" "what, u wanna do magic ah? my mom say cannot simply give ppl one this detail after u put magic to me..." and that is an aunty telling me that! warghhh!!!! i feel like the volcanoes in me start to burn and gonna explode anytime soon and the lava gonna sprout and splash to her and smash her to smitherens! "aunty ah...if i want to do magic to u ah...i no need your birth details lah. just when u talk to me, i look into ur eyes and wink at u , u'll already be at my command, if i know! or since am smoking, i'll just blow u a puff or two at your face and u'll be handing me money like i really got money dropping from the sky!" "If u are rich and have lots of money to spend, and an easy target, i will charm u lah, or if u are a handsome boy or a pweeety gal and i want u so much, i will drop my astrology and learn voodoo or witchcraft!" oh man... i bet every starting scholar of astrology encounter that. what is the motive of u asking for a reading from an astrologer and then u are cloud with doubts whether to give ur birth details or not? don't u want an accurate reading that's just meant for u? hmm...ok maybe not everyone knows dat u have to supply this 3 information but then, if i take the trouble to study astrology just to get your birth details to cast upon u spells of unimagined horrors, why don't i just go for witchcrafts from thailand or indonesia which is easier access for me as well? siao cha por!! after one round of marketing in the market, this aunty came back.."wei...still counting ah? ok la i give u my birth details la u count for me when can buy number..." " i have to see if your life got this kind of provision or not first..." " **date **place **???? i forgot lah the time, can ah?" "cannot lahhhhhh!!! ask your mother!" (leave me aloneeeeeee i want to count my potency for the whole freaking year!!!!)